Dead Phone at a Funeral — Heavyweight Tee & Hoodie

Drop 002 · Edition 11, wearable. A skeleton at the head of the table with a shattered phone where its head should be.

Dead Phone at a Funeral is the quiet one. No neon, no spray paint — just charcoal, mahogany and a single burst of electric cyan blowing out of a cracked screen. The mourners are already out of focus. Scrawled on the wall behind is the sentence everyone in the room has heard and nobody has obeyed. Wear it when you want the artwork to start the conversation.

Choose the black graphic tee for everyday wear or the fleece hoodie for a heavier layer. Select your style and size above. Each piece is made to order; apparel is separate from the numbered wall-art editions.

Materials

• Tee — 100% heavyweight ringspun cotton, garment-dyed black, side-seamed with a relaxed boxy fit. Direct-to-garment print with a soft hand.
• Hoodie — premium brushed fleece, double-lined hood, ribbed cuffs and hem, kangaroo pocket. Runs true to size with a roomy drape.

The fine print

• Printed one at a time when you order — nothing sits in a warehouse.
• Apparel is made to order and is not part of the numbered physical art edition.
• Ships in 3–5 business days. Free U.S. shipping on orders over $85.
• Wash cold inside out, hang dry.
• 30-day guarantee on fit, print, and condition.